Bill Drury

Tongue-In-Cheek ... Foot-In-Mouth

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Bill Drury"It's a good feeling to laugh, but a much better feeling to have made someone laugh."

My columns are basically a race between my tongue and my foot to see which one can get into position first, hence the name: "Tongue-In-Cheek...Foot-In-Mouth."

If my tongue wins you'll think I'm full of whimsical exaggeration. But if my foot wins you'll think I'm an idiot. Hopefully in either case you'll be laughing, sometimes with me and sometimes at me. But as long as you are laughing, well, then I've done my job.

Now, I know what you are thinking, you're thinking with my tongue so close to my cheek, actually inside my mouth, it should always be the hands down winner. However, my feet are unbelievably quick. Bruce Lee's feet should have been so fast.

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This Week's Column

JOIN US FOR ANOTHER RENDITION OF "ASK MR. MARRIAGE COUNCILOR"

Posted: 05/09/2008

Well, ladies and gentlemen, it is time once again for another rendition of “Ask Mr. Marriage Councilor.”  But before we get started I’m sensing that you are asking yourself the following: “Just were does Drury get off giving out marriage information?  Who does he think he is?  And what qualifications does he have to be telling people how to have a good marriage?”

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Television and Movie Producers!

I have written and copyrighted my first screenplay; it's a horror titled, "For All Eternity," and it's filled with humor, sex, drugs, and rock & roll. Well, okay, no drugs, and the rock & roll is less like rock & roll and more like bluegrass. BUT there are alligators! Lots of them! Oh, and a snake—a BIG one!

Contact me if you'd like to read it. I will sign off on your release form and send it along with my work. First come first served. I will not provide multiple readings. And once I am contacted, I will remove this notice from my website.

Anyway, here is the logline: Tim Grimes was a gentle little boy living in Florida with his loving single mother, who, in order to be able to provide for Tim, became a prostitute. One day his world is shattered when he witnesses her brutal murder. Scared by what he saw and with a deep hatred for hookers, years later he returns to Florida, purchases an alligator farm, kills call-girls, and feeds the bodies to the alligators removing any evidenced of his carnage. During one attempted slaughter, Tim seems to die, and this results in a horrifying realization.

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